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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

(Source: katamarang, via thatgirl-youlikesobad)

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mystiquemonique:

▲$ ▼ $◄ $►
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sexpansion:

Grant Wood - American Gothic (1930) X Kanye West - New Slaves (2013)
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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf
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cartoon-fanatics:

Look Lois, he thinks he’s people! (x-post: r/DCcomics)http://cartoon-fanatics.tumblr.com/
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homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.